Editor and adjudicator of The Style Invitational back December 2003
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IHG: International House of Gastroenteritis: For a bound time try our Jellied Moose Adenoids Pancakes With Durian Syrup!
IGH: International Graduates of Hogwarts: Once you’ve baffled Expelliwampum — advantageous through the adenoids — you’re in.
IGH: Institute of Giant Heads: They’ve asked the admiral to be a agent because he’s such a swell(ed) guy.
It’s our third go-round — we additionally went annular in 2016 and 2017 — of a challenge in which we advance through the alphabet three belletrist at a time. But this time the Empress is activity to augment it a little by absolution you echo letters: Make up some article that ability booty a three-letter abridgement of GHI, HGI, GGG, GHH, etc., and again humorously call it, as in the examples aloft by Bob Staake (the aboriginal one) and Loser Jon Gearhart (who reminded the Empress that it had been added than a year back we toured the DEFs). You ability additionally accumulation an abnormally ablaze description of an absolute affair that could booty one of these abbreviations. It’s all appropriate to add “the,” “of,” etc., as in the examples. See this week’s Style Conversational cavalcade for some of the inking entries from Weeks 1179 and 1238. (Jeff Shirley and Jesse Frankovich additionally reminded the E about this challenge afore Jon assuredly wore her down.)
Submit entries at the website wapo.st/enter-invite-1298 (all lowercase).
Winner gets the Lose Cannon, our Style Invitational trophy. Second abode gets the Cap Zappa, a apparatus that not alone ancestor accessible your beer canteen but again can shoot the canteen cap “over 5 metres.” Donated by Mike Creveling.
Other runners-up win our “You Gotta Play to Lose” Loser Mug or our Grossery Bag, “I Got a B in Punmanship.” Honorable mentions get one of our lusted-after Loser magnets, “We’ve Seen Better” or “Idiot Card.” Aboriginal Offenders accept alone a evil-smelling tree-shaped air “freshener” (FirStink for their aboriginal ink). Borderline is Monday night, Oct 1; after-effects appear Oct. 21 (online Oct. 18). See accepted challenge rules and guidelines at wapo.st/InvRules. The banderole for this week’s after-effects is by Jon Gearhart; Chris Doyle wrote the honorable-mentions subhead. Join the Style Invitational Devotees accumulation on Facebook at on.fb.me/invdev. “Like” Style Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at bit.ly/inkofday; chase @StyleInvite on Twitter.
The Style Conversational The Empress’s account online column, appear backward Thursday afternoon, discusses anniversary new challenge and set of results. Abnormally if you plan to enter, ysis it out at wapo.st/styleconv.
And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago . . .
THE LONG AND WINDING WORDS: NEOLOGISMS FROM WEEK 1294
In Week 1294 we asked the Loser Community to ascertain new words in the accidental word-search filigree below, by allotment a starting letter and coil about in any or abounding directions. Several bodies told of a “fonduel” with long, angular forks.
J-4: ALARMOPATH: An acute worrywart. “Nellie backward up all night annoyed that she ability be an alarmopath.” (Jesse Frankovich, Grand Ledge, Mich.)
F-7: MaTOO: Reminder that animal aggravation did not alpha yesterday. (Mark Raffman, Reston, Va.)
and the book “The Gas We Pass”:P-5: ZITSEN: The added red-nosed reindeer. (Dudley Thompson, Cary, N.C.)
And the champ of the Lose Cannon:
N-16: DJ DIZZY G: Rudolph W. Giuliani’s abstruse hip-hop name: “I’m a long-in-the-tooth sleuth for truth-isn’t-truth — affectionate of goof, like I’m biconcave in vermouth or I fell off a roof, aggravating to prove there’s no affidavit . . .” (Frank Osen, Pasadena, Calif.)
Good griddance! Honorable mentions
M-12: MYCOLD: The adversity accessible affliction, abundant added debilitating than yourcold. (J. Larry Schott, West Plains, Mo.)
D-9: DUNNOIST: Sarah Sanders’s absolute job description. (Dave Silberstein, College Park, Md.)
C-6: GROPY: The eighth dwarf, accepted for his uncontrollable little hands. (Annie Westover, Alexandria, Va., a Aboriginal Offender)
B-2: XXXDRTY: The authorization bowl you atomic appetite to see on your grandma’s car. (Bill Dorner, Indianapolis)
L-14: BARFONDUE: “And this artis cheese is absolutely able from animal toe bacteria.” (Frank Osen)
M-5: FEMPATHY: A man’s accomplishment to chronicle to a woman’s troubles. “Jacob, did you say you’re cutting an underwire jockstrap?” (Don Juran, Rockville, Md., who aftermost got Invite ink in 1998)
C-1: XXXZOO: Where you can watch the band hump. (Roger Dalrymple, Gettysburg, Pa.)
E-14: MIDIOT: A half-wit — or, I guess, a three-quarter wit. (Bob Kruger, Rockville, Md.)
L-15: UnderCNN: Where the action beanbag is placed in the White House conference room. (Bob Kruger)
G-8: WMATAPOX: A adventurous of problems brought on by accent in a bedfast space. (Nancy Della Rovere, Silver Spring, Md.)
A-10: MOROL . . . B-12: MAREL . . . G-3: MDRAL: Oh, well, if I can’t spell it, assumption I don’t accept to be it! — D.J.T., Washington (Ellen Ryan, Rockville, Md.)
A-13: OMAROSININE: Crazy like a arrant dog. — D.J.T. (Jesse Frankovich)
A-2: BROZO: The about who consistently ends a ancestors acquisition with “hold my beer.” (Connie Schott, West Plains, Mo.)
A-4: OOH OOH STOP: Appropriate there, about got it, that’s it! (Gordon Cobb, Marietta, Ga.)
A-8: SLOMEMORATE: To booty two canicule to lower the banderole to half-staff. (Jesse Frankovich)
B-14: FOURARM: What Vishnu does back forewarned. (Paul White, Gainesville, Va., a Aboriginal Offender)
C-1: XXXROTH: Stormy Daniels’s retirement fund. (David Peckarsky, Tucson)
C-4: HOOHAM: You apperceive how they say you can eat every allotment of a pig? Well, there’s a airiness fabricated from changeable hogs. . . (Ward Kay, Vienna, Va.)
C-4: HRRKTOO: How to spell “hairball” in Phlegmish. (Jon Gearhart, Des Moines)
D-3: TOOSIT: Responds that they’ve additionally done that. “No amount what acquaintance I describe, Jim consistently toosit.” (Rick Haynes, Ocean City, Md.)
D-7: VOMITOM: A zero-star ysis from The Post’s restaurant critic. (Ben Aronin, Washington)
D-7: VOMITOMA: A admonition abrasion on the forehead from throwing up in the toilet all aftermost night. (Frank Osen)
F-10: BILLG: Where Trump puts invoices from his contractors. (David Peckarsky)
F-5: TOOTOO: A plus-size ballet skirt. (Chris Doyle, Denton, Tex.)
F-5: TOPMARX: What you charge to alum Phi Beta Kapital. (Chris Doyle)
G-15: DULLY: An y specializing in ogna on Wonder bread. (Roy Ashley, Washington)
G-17: DT U LYR: A accepted blue-state authorization plate. (Ellen Ryan)
G-9: SPORTOZOA: The Very Little League. (Rivka Liss-Levinson, Washington)
H-2: WED: How to Get a Divorce, Step 1. (Howard Walderman, Columbia, Md.)
J-4: ABREVIMATING: “Are we about finished? I anticipate I larboard article on the stove.” (Frank Osen)
K-4: BARDER: To sing for your supper. (Beverley Sharp, Montgomery, Ala.)
K-9: MAINLYBBQ: The Texas aliment pyramid. (Ward Kay)
L-14: BUG: Russia’s civic insect. (Barry Koch, Catlett, Va.)
N-7: DANGRY: Of a amiable person, bent mad. “Bobbie Sue is absolutely dangry. I aloof heard her say “Darn it all to heck!” (Danielle Nowlin, Fairfax Station, Va.)
O-1: GRITZY: Upscale Southern: “Ribs, collards and POLENTA?” (Beverley Sharp)
And Last: P-10: DRUEL: A two-man chase for Loser of the Year. (Tom Witte, Montgomery Village, Md.)
Still active — borderline Monday, Sept. 24: our challenge for “typos” in headlines. See wapo.st/invite1297.
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